This post from 2018 when our only problem was Aliens.
"Spider Monsters from Outer Space Invade"
Everyone ignores invasion, and goes about their business.
Space Monsters said to be really disappointed.
Alien press rep "Gort" sez on CNN,...
"We were expecting 'some' notice. I mean being Invading Monsters, and all. Com'on we watched your TV for over 50 years 'least till you went digital. All the movies of Space Guys blowing ya planet to bits.
That, and you shooting back even using A-Bombs!
Well who wouldn't want some of that action?!
Well we gets here, and nothing.
No screaming crowds no jets no tanks no frigging A-Bombs!
Most so far is people taking selfies with us a bunch of parking tickets, and cops towing our Saucers away.
Well okay there was them Nazi gun nuts in Texas.
They shot at us for a while. However when we told them we wasn't Mexicans. They drove away.
????
WTF!
Gort later asked Fox News if they could be put in touch with whoever was in charge. This so they could declare war on him.
He, (?), he was told the whole world had already done this.
Lady above walks her dog past confused Space Monster.
More on the Invasion as it pans out.
When reached for comment about Space Aliens entering the country. #45 asked if they spoke English or were White.
The Defense Department said, "...yes, and no."
Stay Tuned.
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