Friday, August 31, 2018

"In Other News"


"Spider Monsters from Outer Space Invade"

Everyone ignores invasion, and goes about their business.
Space Monsters said to be really disappointed.
Alien press rep "Gort" sez on CNN,...
"We were expecting 'some' notice. I mean being Invading Monsters, and all. Com'on we watched your TV for over 50 years 'least till you went digital. All the movies of Space Guys blowing ya planet to bits. 
That, and you shooting back even using A-Bombs!


Well who wouldn't want some of that action?!
Well we gets here, and nothing.
No screaming crowds no jets no tanks no frigging A-Bombs!
Most so far is people taking selfies with us a bunch of parking tickets, and cops towing our Saucers away.

Well okay there was them Nazi gun nuts in Texas.
They shot at us for a while. However when we told them we wasn't Mexicans. They drove away.

????

WTF!


Gort later asked Fox News if they could be put in touch with whoever was in charge. This so they could declare war on him.
He, (?), he was told the whole world had already done this.


Lady above walks her dog past confused Space Monster.
More on the Invasion as it pans out.
When reached for comment about Space Aliens entering the country. #45 asked if they spoke English or were White.

The Defense Department said, "...yes, and no."


Stay Tuned.







"LIFE"


I've been reading, and watching the push back against the
Transgender realms.
They have persons that now regret their change railing against the flavor of the month trend for Trannies. 
I find myself in sympathetic to them. If not the forces behind them.
The Change is forever. You can't reverse it.

Something so primal so,...Human must be considered with profound care. Extreme care. The Culture Wars have distorted this like everything else it touches. It's 'not' a lifestyle choice.

We are born what we are.

There's Seven Billions of us running around loose these days.
All with unique orientations, and gender identities. 
Think of that. At best the world 'may' accepted two orientations.
The other Seven Billions plus are on their own.

When I was a boy I was what was then called a Sissy
I was, but I was a boy, and liked being one. I liked being one so much I 'liked' other boys too,...in all sorts of ways.
Today would well meaning people steer me to Change?
Does Sissy equal Trannie?

Eh,...no.


Being Trans is to have Two Souls.
Native peoples all through history so saw this.
These folks were Special.
Who do you think the first Shamans were?

That, and what would all them Trannie coffee mug makers 
do for a living without them?!

This post is to say that if you're going there be thoughtful be careful be kind,...especially to ya self. This is primal human stuff, and you can't change it back,...it's for life.

I think by now many of us have Trannie folks in our lives. 
They seem happy. 
However sometimes a tragic mistake is made.
So be fucking sure!

Don't let the flavor of the month media jerks or Nazi religious nuts get in your head. This is your life use it well.
Bless you all.



Thursday, August 30, 2018

"Enflamed"


Aspects of life in the new Climate are a marvel to experience.
Everything is literally Hot to the Touch.
Everything.
The bricks, and granite of every building.
The lamp posts, and everything metal stings with heat.
The asphalt beneath us soft.

The air thick the winds burning.
The Cicada's in full choral symphony.
A whole World Enflamed.



Wednesday, August 29, 2018

"Some Old Paper Art"


I used to do paper art stuff for a while.
I got cynical withdrawn, and generally nuts.
My gentle side eclipsed.

Not really replace by meanness I don't have a talent for that.
There's just an emptiness now.
It's like I'm waiting to be filled again.


"Something to Look Forward To"


UFO Hunting Season Opens September First!
$50k Reward for a Grey.
$500k for a Saucer!

~My Auntie, and Me was Abducted when I was Little~



Tuesday, August 28, 2018

"Blast"


With humidity it's 102f today.
Same coming Tomorrow.
...and the Next Day.

Summer is Ending in the Emerald City w/a Blast!
On the upside.
It Snowed in Montana today.

Friday, August 24, 2018

Thursday, August 23, 2018

"Evil Spock Goes to Coney Island"


Spock discusses his possibly joining
the NYC police Force.
Seems their coffee is better than the Empire's.





"At the Seashore"


Cat Woman, and "Eddie" da Alien.
They're recently engaged, and on vacation from
Their film franchises.
Sez "Eddie":

"I have no idea why folks still buy the tired crap we dish out.
I suggested to Ridley that we make a Musical version.
He kicked me out of his office."

Sez Cat Woman:
"It was Eddie's sense of humor his six cocks, 
and his musical taste.
He's a Penguin Café Orchestra fan.

"That, and he cooks really good Speed."

Monday, August 20, 2018

"Barbie in Hell"


I was going to do a composition of Barbie in an
Interment Camp for Brown Children.
However this actually made me more upset.
More upset than Barbie in Nazi Belsen.

#45 even has one for Toddlers.
These are called "Tender Age Facilities".

Fox news said they were like Summer Camps. 
Till the images were smuggled out.
Cages.
That plus the added seasoning of threats beatings,
  and the traditional sexual abuse.

In any case this was dozens of news cycles ago.
So who cares.



Saturday, August 18, 2018

"King Rat"


My FB pal Rudy sez that the image of the month for him is that big fucking Rat eating that Bagel in da Subway.
Eh,...14th Street Westside I think.

Yeah I go along with his choice. That one a Winnah.
It's so intimately New Fucking York.
There should be t-shirts celebrating both the Rat,
and the Heroic Demented Survival Spirit of all New Yorkers.

*

With or without Tails.

Friday, August 17, 2018

"Hot Shit"


I'd rather Root Beer in all this bleeping Steam,
But okay. This will do
It's a Fucking Emergency!
With the Humidity counted in it's 348f Degrees.

*
Btw the whole of the Northern Hemisphere is roasting.
The Middle East has temps of over 120,...sustained.
In California parts of Los Angeles hit 117f in July.
That, and the whole State is burning down.
Europe is a fried shithole
Even fucking Siberia has hit the 100's

This is just the start.
New Climate is here to stay.
We're going to have to figure out how to survive in it. 
All that half assed bullshit about fixing shit is over.
 Done Ka-Fucking-Putt.

Welcome to the time that was put off for 40 years.
Those years where we could have tempered this shit.
We threw them away.

Welcome to Hell.

*

I'm enjoying my iced tea while I can.
One day not to long from now.
It will be worth it's weight in Cocaine.

"HEAT"


The above is a view from my bedroom window of a 50 kt. Russian/Chinese/Islamic Nazi/Klan/Lesbian Separatist, and or Scientologist warhead detonating in the Brooklyn Navy Yard.

Pretty much all of the above would like to vaporize something.
Why not most of Brooklyn.
As it happens the imagine is one I made of the bright glare of sunset.
I messed about with the image for effect.
Sue me.


Actually I post the pix in honor of the fucking steamy 200f degree heatwave we're sucking down here in the Emerald City.
I hate this shit.

I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Like an idiot I was out in the Noon day Sun like an Englishman.
I didn't even have to be there,...I just was.
Ya know running around the Post Office library the market.
Basically shit I could have done after the heatwave, but like a jerk I went out, and risked my life.

Actually this was on purpose,...not risking my life.
Rather trying not to be so much of a shut-in.
So I go out a lot.
In the Sun
Like an Englishman in Rangoon in 1928.

Oh to lounge on the veranda of the Club with a Gin, and tonic.
Listening to the BBC overseas service.
The HMS Rodney gleaming in the bay, and chatting up my fellow expats to the colonies.

All this of course in an alternate history British Empire that was peaceful, and inclusive.


(Burmese British Colonial flag) 

Ahem,...

"For the wind is in the palm trees, and the temple bells, they say
Come ye back you British soldier
Come ye back to Mandalay
*
Come ye back to Mandalay
*
Come ye back to Mandalay where the old flotilla lay
And the dawn comes up like thunder out of China
Cross the bay,...
*
Commmme! ye.... back!...to Mandalay,...."

And so on I would sing with my chums as the great sun of the tropics set over the club.
The club serves a most delightful curry ya know.





"DARK"


Dark Universe Spock, and his Lawyer Mr. Pence.

I dug out an old Trek figure, and took some snaps.
Not much else to do on this ferociously hot, and humid day.
 I have an I.V. drip of Iced Tea, and Videos
from the library. Also the A.C. is on the job.
I'm set.



"DANCE!"



"If we can't fucking Dance!"
You can keep your
alleged
Revolution






"...Fire Sale!"

I am now posting on >>>>  "Book of Days" (sidneyinhell.blogspot.com) This due to tech problems with Blogsplot.  The ot...