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 The management of this blog

presents instruction on the use of the

U.S. M-72 LAW-anti armored vehicle device.

This is for informational 

and historical study purposes.

Avoid using this in your home 

the subway or your office if you still have a job.

 

“…Business”

Matters like peace war or justice are irrelevant. This because we’re too stupid to see doom etched in the skies above. Blind to the dead in the streets. We go about our business fearing hating coveting. Till the ocean crashes through our windows…like Storm Sandy. Till innocents are shot dead as in Bucha and endless other places. Horror and passion will fade. We don’t know how to care long enough to stop this. Glaciers will melt forests will burn. The innocent murdered.  Business is business.

"...ya gets fries wit dat"

 

The National Weather Service today announced that after Monday April 20th, 2022. This at 11:48am there will be no more weather. At least none as we currently understand it. This because of our coming encounter with Black Hole “Wolf 359”. Black holes are profoundly mysterious. Their nature as we suddenly know is that they can appear anywhere at any time. ...hence the surprise visit. The outer Event Horizon will touch down 250km off the coast of California and move with the rotation of the Earth westward. Boiling the seas and scalding the continents as it goes.

Fun facts.

Behind this flaming wave, the earth possibly to a depth of 10 miles will be stripped up into the Hole. Some think to the core as the earth itself is devoured. There is no possible shelter. We're fucked.

Gets better.

If the surface is stripped as anticipated, it’s possible that within three billion years the planet will kinda sorta heal. Some scientists project Earth would be like the current Mars. Life re-evolving is unlikely as the planet will be sterilized. Then again, we could eventually get hit with an asteroid full of microbes. ...Like last time. Then this whole mess will just start over. …swell.

In reaction to this interesting news President Biden fell asleep. The new President is Denis McDonough the Secretary of Veterans Affairs, and 16th in line of succession. The rest had other plans. The new President has announced a “National Block Party” to begin at 9am today, and to last till the consumption of the earth on the morning of the 20th.

The party will be funded by the National Treasury. Sez the President: “All the material needs and wants of the people will be met. Of course, we could have been doing this all along, but the evil shit heads that ran things thought you were all stupid illiterate reality show watching wage slaves so treated you accordingly.”

The now very popular President also opened our secret national archives for both scholars, and the curious to examine. Turns out them UFO guys are real. This as the feds were just beginning to come clean about. Them space guys warned us about that Black Hole 70 years ago. Seems that was the whole point of their visits. We ignored them. …Figures.

The new president has ordered the arrests of all living presidents, and officials in the the know about this. They will be held on a ship at ground zero. So will be the first fried. As to them secret achieves there’s fun facts aplenty. It was a combination of wealthy elites organized crime, and the intelligence community that killed the Kennedy brothers as well as Dr. MLK.  They also canceled Star Trek in ‘66, but that backfired on them big time.

Seems the Alien saucer guys gave us a cure for all cancers in the mid-1950’s but it was kept from the population for economic reasons. They also gave us free tuition the free lunch flying cars hyper-quantum internet, and immortality. We had all this since 1956. However, it was held back by our bosses. Only the wealthy connected got any goodies. No surprise there.

The reaction of religious leaders to hell on earth was predictable.

The Dali Lama said, “…I told you so”. Pope Francis posted, “…and you deserve every bit of this you selfish greedy shits!” That weird guy on the “700 Club” wept into the camera. Said he: “…The Fuck?!!”

Locally obscure old guy, and even more obscure former radio personality Uncle Sidney was rather at ease with the whole thing. Uncle on hearing of the coming weird, and rather painful end of the world revealed himself as a minor member of the Angelic realm.

“I was in lower middle management” said Uncle.

“I finally pissed off enough bosses to get sent to earth as a clerk. My job is cataloging comic books, and really bad novels. Btw this shit is not just the end of you guys down here. All of the human made religions, and gawds are toast. This includes their spiritual bureaucracies as well.“

"So I guess I’m out of a job. That whole Abrahamic thing, which us Angels came from was sort of made up. ‘But with so much psychic energy poured into it for so long it became sort of real. Hard to explain. Anyway when humanity goes the energy goes with it. So all your heavens hells or whatever is toast come Monday.”

“Me I’m taking president what’s his name’s offer to get neat stuff. I gots my eye on a hot pink 1955 Thunderbird…ya know with that little 'porthole' on the sides? That’s if they can find one in time.“

However all may not be lost,…Uncle goes on.

"Um…I must say at this point. I mean still having a few connections with the Big Guy. Nothing may happen. The Ultra-verse is weird. Like that giant bleeping 4 foot deep killer Blizzard we were supposed to get. Then at literally the last moment it went out to sea, and we got drizzle instead.”

“Well Wolf 359 may well do the same, and disappear back into whatever dark matter phone booth it came from. Just saying. So maybe pay your rent this month just in case. Also Biden may wake up, and want his job back.”

More on this developing story as events warrant.

“…magic”

My Ron Weasley doll. 

I had the whole crew once.

Most washed overboard during my life storms.

Ron is still here doing magic.

 

 

Been watching this guy Beau. 

He went from teaching Special Forces and cops

to doing on da ground work for Justice.

Hell of a ride. Follow da money.

He's one of the few that points out 

the race aspect to the Ukrainian War.

The West cares because it's in Europe. 

Also Nukes are on da table. First time in 50 years.

As for Putin's team being butt-fucked in the locker room by  

pissed off Ukrainian Boy Scouts sez Beau:

"Using a sports analogy.

Russia was considered a team that 

was headed to the Super Bowl. 

Then a local high school team 

held them scoreless all the way to half time."

Awkward.

Interesting few days. That Covid booster my second but not last kicked the living crap out'a me. ...again. Out for two days. Still feel like shit...just like last time and the time before. The upside I don't die. 

Look comrades if ya elders do the deed. For Elders this shit is still a death sentence. Them dying these without da shot are older folks with assorted conditions. I'm both so did the do.

On the war front seems the Ukrainians blew da shit out of some oil dump in Russia. Yeah, 'inside' Russia. This after Putin told his folks they cleaned out the Ukrainian air force on the first day. 

Oh yeah? Well a flight of Ukrainian Mi-24 choppers, see above flew tree top across da border and fried Ivan's shit...they all got out too.

Meanwhile them Ukraine guys is laffing up their sleeves. Saying shit like: "Oil what oil don't know wot ya talking about." 

War is sometimes funny as hell. 

Mind I still see this as a white nationalist civil war. No matter who wins I still lose if I go there. I remember them kicking African students off them refugee trains. That and Poland not letting many in when the finally made it to the border. Poland just let in two bleeping Million white refugees but a few years ago tossed Syrians back to da sharks. Nuff said.

Still a game is a game. I dig they just pulled off their own Doolittle Raid bombing that oil rig. I'm rooting for the side that ain't Russian. After they gassed half of Syria shoved Queers into internment camps and shot up civilians on all them highways. 

Hell, they blew away folks while they was taking a dump. Some red heroes shot up a gas station. Folks hiding in the shitter shot to hell. Yesterday as Ukranian forces reclaimed more land they found da bodies. Fuck Putin. 

Addendum:

Besides everything else my local library branch finally reopened. Coming home from market and getting my booster I went over. It's been two years since I couldn't find what I wanted. 

Nothing has changed. 

On da up side I got a copy of the latest Ghostbuster remake. How much worse than the last one could it be...sigh. That and a drama about the early life of our hero J.R.R. Tolkien. 

'Tolkien'. Which conveniently is the name of the movie. It's basically his dreams and how they were altered by being in the trenches of WW1. Lord of the Rings the whole saga is based on his idealistic youth and then watching all his pals get shot to hell in the trenches. 

Life is but a dream.

Sub-addendum:

The Ukraine war is the first chapter of the Third 100 Years War. The first in the fourteenth century the second in the 20th. Tolkien's 1914 war to our paid puppet escaping off a roof into a chopper in Afghanistan in 2021. Dreary tiresome bookends.

Between the first and second 100 years wars were some centuries of limited mayhem. A kind of peace in a way. Just the odd local genocide here and there. Between the second and now the third was just six months. ...more or less. There was that phony war build-up.

The quick reboot means we're getting better at it.

 

The end of the world is so damned funny.

Odd they don't make songs about Chemical Warheads.

The Russians and their pals use them so often.

Most we did was Agent Orange.

Well, okay a few covert ops.

That and slow fast-food poisonings 

of the usual suspects.