I always had the notion that not only was the Earth a cruel practical joke by G-d, but that's it's really Flat made of Cheddar Cheese, and ruled by the Mice.

This makes as much sense, and is just as likely to be true as all that smart guy noise about Dark Matter, and the eventual Heat Death of the Universe.

This is why people don't like science.

However it doesn't explain Demolition Derby's. So strangely popular all over this Trumped republic.