Cat Woman, and "Eddie" da Alien.
They're recently engaged, and on lockdown from
Their film franchises.
Sez "Eddie":
"I have no idea why folks still buy the Alien crap we dish out.
I suggested to Ridley that we make a Musical version.
He kicked me out of his office."
Sez Cat Woman:
"It was lust at first sight."
"It was Eddie's sense of humor his six cocks,
and his musical taste.
He's a Penguin Café Orchestra fan."
"That, and he cooks really good Speed."










