Cat Woman, and "Eddie" da Alien.
They're recently engaged, and on lockdown from
Their film franchises.
Sez "Eddie":
"I have no idea why folks still buy the Alien crap we dish out.
I suggested to Ridley that we make a Musical version.
He kicked me out of his office."
Sez Cat Woman:
"It was lust at first sight."
"It was Eddie's sense of humor his six cocks,
and his musical taste.
He's a Penguin Café Orchestra fan."
"That, and he cooks really good Speed."
Hey... gotta luv dem aliens. Elon Musk sez dey built da pyramids in Egypt!
ReplyDeleteReal CUCKOO dat Elon is! We all know da pyramids were built by Mickey Mouse!
As one becomes very rich then gaining power. One sometimes becomes gullible, and stupid as an inverse to that wealth, and influence.
ReplyDeleteIf it were me.
I'd be holding press conferences on the influence of Faeries.
This in the context of the current economic downturn. That, and the Faerie war against evil demons, and how the U.S. government, and large corporation should support them in their holy work.
When no one can tell you to shut up, and fuck off. The damndest things happen. The entire administration of #45, and the profoundly Bi-Polar Kanye West's presidential bid are examples.
I would of course add most dictators certain corporate heads, and certainly King George III.
However I'll save that to pitch to Netflix as a series.