When I was a kid in Katlick school.

Them deranged evil Nuns told us that animals had no souls. 

That and our pets won't go to heaven. 

A deal breaker if there ever was one.

The Church has been at war with nature for some time. 

Fuck them fucking fuck fuckers.

Folks have been canonizing all sorts of animals forever.

The latest is Patron the Ukrainian Bomb Dawg.

Our hero sniffs out live warheads.

So they can be disposed of. 

Kids and old folks kept getting their legs blown off.

This by mines left for that exact purpose. To spread terror.

Our Doggo hero is now called 'Saint Patron'.

That and the Church Orthodox or Roman 

can kiss everybody's butt!