It's Barbie Day!
Or it was two days ago.
As with all things these days
there's a hideous back story to our hero.
She was invented by Nazis as a comfort doll.
This for the troops on the Eastern Front.
Hitler was upset that his guys was raping the locals.
Not that he minded rape. However, there was all
them assorted Slav Jew Untermensch babies upsetting his Aryan gene poll.
So Lilli was invented a sex-teddy bear for
the fucking Nazi Wehrmacht.
After we kicked their butts and
the paper hanger escaped to West Virginia.
In came American know-how and Lilli became Barbie.
In keeping with tradition.
Jack Ryan aka "The Toy Monster"
That and Mattle asshole that pushed the fucking
Barbie trademark all over da world was a sex predator.
Had torture rooms for his female victims.
This in assorted swanky pads. He got away with it too.
Since it was thought cool at the time.
In a Playboy Mansion sort of way.
Like so many things and persons of late.
Another beloved item is found covered in shit and blood.
Coca Cola kills peasants' Barbie is a fucking Nazi.
Disney looked the other way while their female
staff were assaulted.
I'm afraid to look too closely at TinTin Now.
Aw crap turns out he ain't even a boy!
Seems he was an asexual tom-boy girl all along.
Saving grace, she might be Queer.
India thinks it's unsettling...Fuck'em.
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