"...Act One"

I've an idea for a Holiday passion play. 

This concerning the events of these latter years. Drama, and swell laffs for all. Elanor Roosevelt Pope John XXIII Adolf Eichmann, and da Devil. 

These battle for the Earth, and the souls of Humanity.  Lady Gaga and Chris Rock are attorneys for the Earth. Duke Ellington Harriet Beecher Stowe and Allen Ginsberg will appear as Angels. Uncle Sidney will play himself. He's prepared a lifetime for the role.