Apparently Faeries are Real!
The World Health Organization, and da U. fucking N. has known since their founding these folks were hanging around.
However they were given Pots of Gold, and assorted Dark Matter technologies by the Wee folks to keep their traps shut.
Btw they ain't exactly "Wee" being on average seven feet tall.
Seems these big Faeries,...eh that what they are.
Anyway these fruits are the oldest branch of Humanity.
I mean they've been using pencil sharpeners for a million years.
That, and we're their pets,...some of us.
They see us like we see pandas.
They think we're cute like that.
They only ask that we stop having wars, and torturing each other.
If we don't stop they say they'll stop all that for us.
#45 declared war on them when he was elected.
The Army didn't budge.
They said these folks was too cute to shoot.
'Matter of fact we're finding out
they ignored most of #45's orders,...quietly.
Like when he demanded they nuke Boulder.
'Because it had too many Liberals.
Anyway Uncle Joe renewed the Treaty
with them big eh,...Faeries so all is cool.
The covert New World Order continues.
Q-Anon got it part right.
Faeries are in fact running the world.
Me I dig our cute Overlords.
More as shit happens.
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