I try to stay clear of this stuff,...mostly. However I just read that our head of state said that the years of vast forest fires on the west coast has nothing to do with Planetary Climate Changes. 

Which he also said does not exist.

Eh climate change not the west coast. The real reason is that trees spontaneously explode. Who knew? Seems when the fall over dead they dry out. After a few years when they're ready they burst into flame. 

That's the whole reason. He then went into other assorted conspiracies', and static. He really likes that sort of thing. 

Oh almost forgot. The Vaccine,...ya know the one he's helping the doctors invent or so he said last time. 

Anyway it will be ready next month. Just in time for a grateful nation to re-elect him or so he imagines. Everything has been figured out, and is going to be okay.

I must say I'm much relieved.