We need one of them trans-dimensional time machine things. So we can abduct James Dean from an alternate time-line where he didn't have that stupid sports car accident..
Get that guy here grab him to our insane, and ridiculous 21st century. He'll be seriously disappointed at how bad we fucked up the future. Though he might like it that we have robots drag racing all over fucking Mars.
We need to talk him into being President!
It'll be a hard sell. 'But I think he might play ball.
A reply from a FB pal:
Rick: "A phone conversation with his concierge after being transported to the future.
Yes sir, Triumph is still making bikes.
No that's not a typo. Yes 2500cc's. 126 horsepower, yes sir.
No sir that is not a typo either. Kawasaki makes them at 324 horsepower.
This being so we'd need to pull another James Dean out of some other timeline in a week.
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