"...oh fuck it"

On the what da fuck am I still doing alive front. 
I can report that I have no idea. I just woke up still breathing. 
That's it. However walking is rougher than usual. 
My sight is crappier than ever in my fucking life. Fucking agonizing sudden cramps are fun. 

Did I mention my heart is getting my attention. 

The sucker slows down, and misses beats. I mentioned that at hospital,...they said I'm fine. 
Which is their way of saying,... 

"Look gramps that shit is the least of your problems."

Otherwise I'm swell! 

There I complained, and I'm glad.