"...salami"

Swell just fucking swell. Okay here we go. There's a fucking major gun battle in North Philadelphia as I post. Why who knows who cares. Everybody has machine guns so it doesn't matter. 

Oh...pardon. 

Semi-automatic civilian grade rifles. That fire military grade spinning bullets. Not machine guns,...rifles. Ya know like the cool BB-gun your racist Nazi uncle got for you when you was in the fourth grade. 

Which you then killed your dog with,...somewhat by accident. 

Well you were playing William Tell with him, and put a grape on his head. In trying to shoot it off you shot the dumb fucker in the eye. The stainless steel ball bearing going through Fluffy's right eye, and into his brain. He convulsed shiting, and pissing on the rug.

...and died.

Anyway the same thing is going on at this moment all over North Philadelphia,...not "Philly". My fucking gawd do they hate when out of towners call it that. They'd shoot you in the eye with a steel ball bearing in a second for that shit.

Did I mention that six...or is it eight cops are down. 

Not sure saw both numbers on a bunch of platforms. Like I sez no idea who what or why, and it no longer matters. 

Watching with the sound off the kabuki of newscasters doing their concerned, but falsely impartial bullshit. 
There they are pumping this for all it's worth. Dollar signs in the sociopathic heads as they imagine the numbers watching.

Me,...I'm making a sandwich, and getting out of the deadly heat, and humidity by going into my air conditioned bedroom. There to watch a DVD of a years old season of Doctor Who. Not the new one with that woman playing him. 

Hey no prob with a lady doctor. 

It's just that this particular skirt is entirely wrong for the part. I don't like the force fed PC shit either,...and I'm a commie, and don't like it!

Philly Burns I eat salami!