A Clergyman from Zimbabwe, Pastor Tito Watts and his wife, Amanda, were arrested for selling tickets to heaven to church members.
According to Egypt Today, the police disclosed that he pastor and his partner scammed several people into buying the tickets for $500 U.S.
It was added that, the tickets is to get people into heaven without facing judgments.
The police further disclosed that Pastor Watts church members have called for the release of the man of God. Watts reportedly told those who sought salvation that the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a place in heaven.
( mystatenews.com )
Mind you the above is internet news so ya know. Still it makes sense. It's been done countless times before. I mean that whole collection box tithe thing. In Holy Mother Church even in my lifetime one could buy indulgences for time off from purgatory.
The commercial meeting of Iron Age myths, and 21st century predatory capitalism is always entertaining. ...sort of like life insurance.
Tickets to Hell as we know are free to all comers.
( mystatenews.com )
Mind you the above is internet news so ya know. Still it makes sense. It's been done countless times before. I mean that whole collection box tithe thing. In Holy Mother Church even in my lifetime one could buy indulgences for time off from purgatory.
The commercial meeting of Iron Age myths, and 21st century predatory capitalism is always entertaining. ...sort of like life insurance.
Tickets to Hell as we know are free to all comers.
Above I of course already have mine.
I can hardly wait.
"For every coin that in my little box rings,
ReplyDeleteAnother soul from Purgatory springs."
Sounds like a growth industry. I wonder how we can get in on this?