Friday, April 19, 2019

"...feeding"


The source of the traffic delays in the south bound lane of the Holland Tunnel to Brooklyn has been found. The Department of public works is sending a crew. Motorists are asked to be patient. This is the latest incident of giant Mantis disrupting traffic, and devouring assorted voters.

The Sanitation Department whose pest control division has direct responsibility for this problem. Responded to criticism from the press, and public by saying the fault is Albany's the State government.

Said Dubteppia Krovopuskov the interim head of the division, "...Those Nazi Kluxer upstate apple farmers have cut the budget on us again."

In a related story.

Commuters on the numbers 2,4,6, and Q, N, and R trains of the subway system are urged to travel with caution. 
This as with the coming of Spring the eggs of the system's giant Red Ants are hatching. Their Spring, and Summer feeding season is about to resume.

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