"...Stay Tuned"

I've had enuff of this deranged mayhem.

I'm starting another country!

This based on the

Pursuit of Bleeping Happiness.

I've just elected myself 

Emperor lunch proconsul and fashion consultant.

My ceremonial hat in da flag.

First business:

The Universal Right to eat Pastries.

With Ice Cream!

Some of that National Health stuff too.

Also, other useful crap

like Housing Education da Arts. 

Decent jobs. 

Food clean water cool cars, and free kittens.

Easy and open voting for bleeping all!

The stuff we all needs to be alive.

Folks Will Get This Neat Action...Period!

They'll be more as it occurs to me.

Stay Tuned.

( National Anthem below.)