"...clown show"

A 50-foot-tall Xmas tree was set ablaze the other night. Yeah, "...so what" a shell-shocked country sez.  Okay but this time it was in front of Fox News Headquarters in Manhattan. At first, I thought Santa was sending them a message. Turned out it was just another enraged nutter. 

Da First Amendment sez anybody even Fox can say any bleep they want about anything they want. Don’t even have to be true or sane…Fox News CNN or me. Everybody gets their evil lying demented say! So in this joyous time let us hold hands around burning Xmas trees as opposed to crosses. We’ll sing hymns to lower interest rates, and affordable housing. This country is bleeping nuts.

In other terror news. 

Some Nazis planned to burn down the Rockefeller Xmas tree. From what I get seems they were gonna torch it, and blame Antifa. Well, they went, and got wasted at an Irish bar in Queens or somewhere. There they boasted of their heroic plans to any, and all. Several dimes were dropped on them. The heat was waiting when they showed up. I swear the caliber of terrorists has drastically gone down.

Also, the nutter that did up the Fox News tree climbed to the top and set the fire there. Even the cops commented on how stupid that was. If these are the sort that will be fighting each other in the coming Civil War. Aw man what a clown show.