"...shot"

Got an email from the U.S. bleeping Army today. They wanted me to know all the gleeful ways I could serve. Even part time. Swell. Eh,...look is something going on? Are we in such a fucked up pickle that they need 71 year old Queer pacifist trouble makers?

Mind you if they really do need me I'll go. It'll give me something to do. Heck da Space Force sounds cool. Zero gee be good for my bones, and blood pressure. Well at first anyway. Navy sounds nice. Always loved the ocean. Marines,...um. I may not be insane enuff, but thanks anyway. 

Actually what with us just losing another war, and fast becoming France. But without the culture or cheese. I figured we'd be demobilizing like crazy. Since clearly we don't need an Army. What with a 70 year long losing streak. That's counting from Korea to now.

Still if they wants me here I am. They'll have to send a car since public transit is so deadly now. I'm guessing they don't want me shot till I get over seas.