"Case 478-9K-R, 9-4-18, Un-Person G. Keillor" 

From the era of the Me-Too Vengeance League.

The subject of the evil sex criminal Garrison Keillor, Google him, came up on another site. I really don't remember the vile sins he committed against women. I think something about sex or a related matter. Anyway a mild infraction in normal times, but a capital crime in these more enlightened days.

I once at a communist radio station called a radical lesbian separatist a "...fucking book burning cunt Bitch." Which she was, and is. This was so out of character for me as kindly Uncle Sid that I was forgiven. Even by the Bitch. 
We're friends again. She now calls herself "Bitch". This so long as she can call me "Her Bitch". Which she does, and I do. 

Would that fuck ups between comrades of un-similar sexual parts be so happily, and humorously resolved. I mean becoming each other's Bitches.

As for Comrade Keillor.

He made the gender mistakes that guys of his generation routinely did, and do.  He acknowledged these asked for, and should after much correction be forgiven. 

Except it seems not by those that want his savagely beaten severed head on a pike in the town square. That, and to dance about his burning torso beneath said pike. Chanting "...Cut Men Up!,...Chop them Up,...Eat them Up!,...etc."

Mind you I feel the same about bullies,...homophobic or not.

For the rest of us it's time he came out of the penalty box, and got back to work. He's needed in these demented days.
In fact there's Comrade Keillor above expressing shame, and profound pleading guilt for both having, and using a penis.

Not once, but repeatedly in thought, and deed.

Said the shamed miscreant, "...I don't know what happened. I was 12 looked down, and there it was. It's caused me, and so many others nothing but trouble ever since."

Criminal Keillor went on. 

"However after my non-trial non-defense, and summary public conviction by correct well meaning fanatics. I've removed at great expense, and rather a lot of personal physical discomfort the vile male appendage in question."

"It is now under constant surveillance by a noted security agency. This in a sealed jar at a remote facility. This along with the appendages of other fallen from grace former members of correct society. I expect no more trouble from it"

The noted witty though condemned culture criminal continued.

"Except for armed chaperoned visits once a year I shall not be seeing it. I plead with those of higher moral standing to forgive me as I am a wretched sinner.
That, and may I please have my keyboard or at least some pencils. This as I have rather a lot still to write. I shall of course present these to the morally pure before ever publishing,...amen."

Un-Person Keillor's case is pending.