"...sue me"

I'm bleeping 71, and still hanging around. I’ve had stitches, a minor amputation...a toe. I seen Niagara Falls had Chicken Pox. Lived through three Pandemics three wars an attempted overthrow, and a world's fair. Almost drowned when I was little,...came inches from being hit by a car. Though not on da same day.

Shot a gun got lost in a blizzard. I failed tests yet graduated. Never broke bones, but had surprise operations. 'Was technically in the Army for a week. ...then almost da Navy. Had piles of Jury Duty, but never went skiing. I punched a few guys,…with cause. 'Been drunk stoned overdosed, but not when I punched anybody.

Was never divorced,…or married. Escaped the cops as a kid when they raided a gay café. I swam in the ocean drove cars flew on a DC-3. Was stung by assorted bees. Though not in the ocean.

Had racist and homophobic shit happen my whole life.

I like cake…ice cream too. Was in love,...constantly. I worry about if the ants are okay. I watch dust motes. I was on da radio for decades'n had a fucking ball. I’ve been to other countries but not Nebraska.

'Been slugged at a demos by cops. Saw some UFO’s, and several ghosts. Though not at demonstrations. 'Had dogs cats, and a turtle. Though not at the same time. There’s other stuff, but this is what I’m putting on my application to the Angelic Civil Service. I dunno. Think I should leave out that stuff about wanting to be a Gangsta’ Samurai Geisha?

Btw there's Tink on my frosty January windowsill.

If she was out there today she'd get first degree burns.