Ancient Israelites arguing at the National Health Plan luncheon.
"Well are Women included or not?! ...and what about them Reform weirdos?

Sez da Rabbi,..."First we eat,..."
Btw which of you mashuganas' ordered the pork chops?"

Above is my first or one of my first attempt at Jewish humor. I mean I was a Shabbos goy as a kid. So I got the gist,...kinda.