"...hot shit"

Seems this was the warmest January ever recorded. 
I'm in the red, and pink part above. The whole damned map is supposed to be deep purple now!,...click to enlarge to your horror. Last year was also the warmest, but we just beat them. There might be something to that Chinese hoax about climate change after all. 
Meanwhile at the bottom of the planet where it's summer. They're having the hottest summer ever recorded. 
Australia for example seems to be burning down.