"...guise"...a re-run, but still cool.
Statue arrested for gross public lewdness, and suspected illegal sexual overtones. The graven image name withheld because of age,...579. It being carved in approx. 1440~CE by the suspected pervert, and trouble maker one Mr. Donatello.
This shameless block of marble masquerading under the guise of so called "David" was discovered by authorities in a garden area of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Outrage greeted this horrifying discovery as the so called Museum's Board of Directors are being held for questioning.
Said the detective in charge Captain Squeezer Smutwadda, "...I don't know which was worse. It's coming or going!" The detective had to be assisted being overcome with the Vapors. This at the sight of such naked marble.
Remember,...If You See Something Say Something!"
Fantastic, as always! This statue has the virtue of displaying the young hero's anatomy more clearly than the original, to most edifying effect - as I'm sure her Majesty would agree.
ReplyDeleteAs I understand various 'His' Majesties through history would also more than approve.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing like a Public School experience to widen one's horizons.