Thursday, August 22, 2019

"Fresh Fruit"


Apparently Faeries are Real!
The World Health Organization, and da U. fucking N. has known since their founding these folks were hanging around. 
However they were given Pots of Gold, and assorted Dark Matter technologies by the Wee folks to keep their traps shut.
Btw they ain't exactly "Wee" being on average seven feet tall.

Seems these big Faeries,...eh that what they are.
Anyway these fruits are the oldest branch of Humanity.
I mean they've been using pencil sharpeners for a million years.
That, and we're their pets,...some of us.

Think us, and pandas. They think we're cute like that.
They only ask that we stop having wars, and torturing each other.
If we don't stop they say they'll stop all that for us.
#45 declared war on the big cute folks this afternoon.

So far the Army ain't budged.
They said these guys was too cute to shoot.
Besides all human arms cease to function when pointed or otherwise targeted on our big pals.

So I guess we got a New World Order on our hands. 
Me I welcome life with our cute Overlords. 
More as shit happens.





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