"Pronto"

"Fucking Vote for Me"

I'm completely unqualified which is these days not a problem. I'll have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. However I'll write Executive Orders like crazy. These to feed people build homes free tuition free meds freedom from fear, and other neat stuff. 

I'll pay for it by not building anymore aircraft carriers which would just get sunk in a real war anyway.

I'll think up more neat shit as I go along.

So Vote me the Hell in, and pronto. I ain't getting any younger.