"The Gay Agenda Made Simple"

I don't often bother posting Queer things on my Facebook page. This makes my liberal friends over there a bit skittish. Like everyone else we're disgusting to them. The difference between them, and the Nazis is that they'd rather we weren't killed outright,...just not mentioned much.

Thanks.

If this were 1952 I'd be impressed with their radical inclusiveness.

Anyway I thought I'd clear up the "Gay Agenda" for them. What with it getting all murky with gay wedding cakes gay Boy Scouts, and hairy guys kissing in front of churches.

Mind you all of the above is fine,...especially them scouts, but ya know. ...the fog of war, and all that. 
So here's what I more or less told my liberal friends who'd just as soon see us all fucking dead.

All of us as in the whole lot. You want to kill us.
Straight-gay stroller pushers, and anarchist church burning boy loving queer androids alike. You'd shove us alive into Ovens. 
Then shake, and bake for Jebus.

The "Gay Agenda" put so even 'you' can understand it.

STOP BEATING US.

STOP TORMENTING US.

STOP KILLING US.

PERIOD.

Stop doing that shit to us. Stop it, and all that rights jazz everybody else more or less has will happen for us,...get it?

No you can't torment us even a little. You really can't kill us or drive us to suicide anymore,...especially Queer young kids. You really like tormenting Queer youngsters to death,...you have to stop that.

You scumbags get any of this?

Right. 

Right now piss off, and leave us the fuck alone.