"Nuts"

I really shouldn't read the papers or watch news online or TV. It just get's me crazy. Which I imagine is the point of the times. This era will be noted as the "BIZARRO AGE".

As in the inside out backwards insane alternate Superman universe. I just noted the Prime Minister of Luxembourg was called a "...Brutal Killer" to his face by #45 at the G-7 or now the G-6.

Jean-Claude Juncker Prez of the Euro-Commish, and Boss of Lux said he "had no idea Luxembourg was such a threat to the United States". Apparently #45 sees it that way. Canada as well. That vast giant tribe of Queer lumber jacks to the north are now our most vicious enemy.

Sez #45, a "...Security Risk"

Earning them beaver loving weirdos up there an economic attack via tariffs on everything they make,...more or less. "Bullwinkle" Maple syrup bottles the only exception. "45 likes Bullwinkle.

#45 while on Air force One coming back from the G-7. Besides insulting the P.M. of Canada for being not only smarter sexier way way better looking, and getting laid every five minutes by both known sexes.

Besides that.

He then went after the Boss of Togo for being a Caribbean free-loading waste of American tax dollars to prop up. #45 apparently not knowing that Togo is in Africa, and a French dependent.

(See Togo stuff at top. It's a tiny sliver of a country jammed between two other genocidal gold coast states. It's major exports are human flesh slaves, and grey market X-Boxes.)

Right try to figure what parts of this are satire, and what's real. You can't because it's got that nuts.