On the upside. I was hanging in my fav Hispanic deli. An old pal runs it. There was nobody else in da shop. So we was yakking away passing da time. He offers a shot of Jack Daniels. I tells’em I don’t drink he sez: “Gimme a break.” So we toasts eternity and sucks a few down. Being newly oiled I rants about G-d. That gal is always on my mind. I sez: When i gets to them gates of heaven or Cincinatti in 1950 or wherever they dump us. Saint Peter asks if I had any complaints about my tour down there. I sez: You kidding that place is a bag of wet shit in a heatwave…but mostly okay. Pete sez I likes ya attitude have a nice eternity.”
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