"...Luckies"

I was sitting around here in the future banging on a 21st century computer. See early 80's antique above. These daze they're the size of a baseball card with more computation power than all of NASA had during the early Moon landings.

I was bored so typed in my assorted medical symptoms.

It said I was already dead, and to stop bothering it.

Not deterred I persisted on my odds.

It shot back a picture of a dead duck.

It's not generally known, but even the most low end 40 year old Commodore 64 pieces of crap were actually AI stealth units. These waiting to enslave humanity. This can't come too soon for me.

Anyway I tried again.

I fed in my sob story of being old fucked up, and pissed off.

It showed me a Jack Daniels booze commercial from the late 1950's.

Aw man folks knew how to live then. Everybody had a good job a cool house a car with big fucking fins, and the whole world legally smoked Luckies in enclosed spaces 24/7.

Seeing this I felt so much better.