"...let's eat"

I'm thinking of starting my own extremist party. In keeping with the times. One involving pastries, and whipped cream. No berries or assorted chunks of stuff. Whipped cream, and only bleeping whipped cream! National health free tuition, and 24 hour libraries that deliver are goals. We'll wear crowns like Mickey up there because it's fun. All welcome. How many signatures do you need to get on the Ballot?