"...The Wonderful World of Men"

I'm in mind of a rant about male-hood. 

I'm thinking of bullets, and Viagra. Both should be legal.

However they should be $200,000. bucks a pop. You want to shoot the place up,...swell. Then start saving when you're 12 for that great shoot out when you're 30.  Sure some multi-billionaires will be unaffected. What's $30 million for a hunting party. They spend that much already.

However for the NASCAR gun show crowd. Some of the smarter ones with room temperature IQ's. These geniuses will be in their garage with their pals making their own ammo. This carries it's own cure as most of these will explode in the chamber. Nature has a way of evening things out. 

As for compulsive fucking.

Men run everything,...for now. So instead of finding a cure for breast cancer, and other female tragedies. They found a way for themselves to stay horny, and stupid into old age.

Viagra.

"Seek medical help if erection lasts for longer than seven hours."

???!!!!

You fucking kidding me?! Isn't that just on the Nagasaki side of Throbbing Cock overkill? "Da fuck's s'matter with you morons? I foresee some sort of "Orgasmatron devise".

Guys will hook their aged weenies to it. Plug that sucker in, and it's old faithful for the rest of the week. This also carries it's own cure. These heroes will be found seriously less than alive after a week or so of this. With I assume demented drooling grins all over them.

Till then Viagra.
This Nazi science wonder drug should be $5,000,000. per tab. So Likely future customers should start saving their paper route money now. 

Thing is men are dogs. 

We're talking dogs with Atomic Bombs that pay taxes, and wear sox. We just fucking are. As I sez civilization just isn't our thing. We only put up with it for the booze, and the hope of getting laid by somebody,...anybody.