“…My Cobbly”

Cobblies are those little folk that live in your house, and make those noises you can never track down. They also help themselves to your food, and use your computer to order weird stuff. They also use your phone when you’re asleep, and use your voice…this has caused a few problems. 

I think these sweeties are related to either toasters or faeries, but distantly. Which is to say they’re not as nice. Nevertheless they are useful to your household. If you’re good to your Cobbly in return they’ll protect you, and your home,…mostly. They draws the line at getting involved in house invasion situations. 

For that problem get some Pitt Bulls, and feed them a steady diet of Angel Dust and Whiskey. However training your kennel of red eyed, sabre fanged, and binged out demon hounds is another matter. Hey ya can’t have everything.

The particular Cobbly above responds to the name “Iodine”. Yeah I know, but never mind. Anyhow sleeping beauty there has been following me around since the 8th grade. He passed notes for me in study hall.

Also these guys live for a real long time. Nobody knows how long. As old as trees older than the mountains,…if ya buy all that Hallmark after school whooie about them. Btw was never sure about my pal’s gender. If any. I hear tell they spontaneously generate. I might need a bigger place after a while.