Mickey is one pissed rodent these days. Not only have those bastards at Disney extended their illegal copyright over all his work for the next 100 years. He was planning to give his stuff free to the world to screw with all they liked. As he said...
"...Art Belongs to Everyone!"
Not so with the greedy corporate sociopaths that run the country, and indeed the World! "Mickey" the People's Mouse said at the 2021 socially distanced masked, and somewhat drunken "Fictitious Characters Congress" at the Mexico City Lady Gaga Ballroom.
"The time has come for 'Toons, and all imaginary beings from literature, and peyote visions to act on behalf of the very Earth itself! Them damned hairless monkeys have pushed Nature too far, and it's time out of sheer survival that we take matters into our Technicolor hands!"
Though Mickey acknowledges that the bulk of humanity are in general agreement with 'Toons that the Earth is in grave danger. Witness the Millions of swell folks that voted all over the country for the primal rights of all, and to gave that Pussy Grabber the heave-ho!
Despite this sez Mickey, "...Re-joining the Paris Accords is good, but the time has passed for mere reform. We're dead ducks,..eh no offense Donald. We 'Toons have a unique position in society, and it's time we used it."
"We enter the human psyche in a zillion subtle ways 24/7 365, and now we're going to use that advantage to save what's left of our World!"
Just what Mickey, and the World of Toons have in mind they're holding close to the chest. However those cards will soon be played. There are rumors of something called the "Toon Bomb". Goofy in an unguarded moment during an interview on "Meet the 'Toons" last Sunday let slip the term.
When asked for an explanation he was hurriedly removed from the studio by his handlers.
"Ya moron ya trying blow the deal?!" ...was overheard from one as they quickly left the facility, and drove away in a convoy of armored black SUVs.
As for what this means. Plus an answer to if Pluto's a dog that the fuck is Goofy?!
We can only watch, and wait.
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