“…zeus”

This could be a Christmas Story,…in a way.

John Donne, Enrico Fermi, and George Herriman, he invented the cartoon “Krazy Kat”. Anyway they walks into in a bar in one of heaven’s rougher neighborhood’s. Ya know, that scary part near Hell’s Gate. 

Well the guys was shoot'n the breeze, and getting sloshed. Jesus was behind the bar mixing drinks, and Bessie Smith was on stage singing some of her new stuff. Mozart was playing base, and electric fiddle, with Bob Marley on keyboards.

Harriet Beecher Stowe was passed out in front of the cigarette machine. An unlit Chesterfield sticking out of the side of her mouth, and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels at her feet. The real Heaven is really hard for some people.

Just then Queen Elizabeth the First, a very young Eleanor Roosevelt a stoned Marilyn Monroe, and Emma Goldman wanders in. Well ol’ George invites the gals over for a few, and they has a merry old time together. Hey it’s Heaven right? As usual Donne eventually sez something stupid, and anti-Semitic, Emma leaps across the table rips off his wig, and punches him in the nose. Enrico swings at her with a beer bottle the Queen bashes ‘him’ with her Rod, and Scepter!…'fore ya knows it they’s all kicking the crap out'a each other all over the floor. 

Marilyn was passed out in the ladies crapper, and missed the fun. Jesus who was on the phone with his nosy Mother didn’t notice, and the folks on stage had seen it all before. What the heck they’d already been paid. Anyway in walks Zeus, and Yahweh…