This week, "How to Make your own Nuclear Bomb"
What you'll need.
A tea cup of kitty litter, three radium tipped wind up clocks. Two AA batteries with a half pound of butter. Then 12 not 11 not 10, but exactly 12 standard tea spoons of honey.
Next 1/2 gallon of iced tea with again no more, and no less than 12 ice cubes.
'And yes of course 1/2 ounce of gin with four slices of beef baloney. Not that chicken or turkey nonsense.
Get the real fucking thing.
Right.
Finally an ounce of unleaded gasoline a kilo of crystal meth as pure as you can make it 20 aspirin and three sugar cubes.
Finally an ounce of unleaded gasoline a kilo of crystal meth as pure as you can make it 20 aspirin and three sugar cubes.
Of course this is complicated!
It's an Atomic fucking Bomb fer Christ's sakes!
All this into a sealed glass pitcher...not metal of any kind...glass. That is unless you 'want' a pre-mature detonation.
There you are.
Next week how to make the Free Lunch.
There's a Youtube channel called How to Make Everything, and the guy really *does* make everything, from scratch: paper, glass, ink, paint, brushes, you name it, starting from nothing. He collects the sand to make glass with, fires the bricks, builds the kiln, gathers and prepares the flush, and so on . It's pretty fucking impressive.
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Sounds like my kinda' guy!
ReplyDeleteHey Sid! I am sure the 2nd Amendment guarantees your right to make your nuclear gadget as you have outlined!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your instructions on how to make a Free Lunch next week!
You're our hero Uncle!
Well I do what I can.
ReplyDeleteAs for that lunch.
It's a bit tougher than a mere Atomic Bomb.
The system don't mind back yard nukes.
However free food is Commie shit to be fought to the last breath.
So my work is cut out for me on this one.
However stay tuned!
The plan will include Pastrami, and Utah cooked Meth...it's a start.