"People of Earth Attention!"

The above is all you need to save the Earth!

A decent pair of sneakers to get you to a mailbox.

And this Holy Writ!

Your application for an Absentee ballot.

Fill this shit out. Get ya Ballot.

Then Vote Early, and Often!

Only you can save the Earth!

So pull ya cock out of the wall socket.

Put down that crack pipe.

And get ya ass to the fucking post office with your Ballot.

Ya lazy oblivious fat'n happy dummies!

 Get da fuck out there, and be useful for a change!

SAVE DA FUCK'N EARTH!!!

"...You'll be Glad ya Did..."