"The Clown Car Election"

Republicans are united by race religion, and guns. We are united by nothing that powerful, and easily understood. The republican's will show you a picture of 

an angry white guy in a confederate flag t-shirt 

with a machine gun, and ask, "...are with us?" Then have a convert. 

A democrat will hand you a single-spaced 30+ page wad of papers with no pictures. 

Tell you it's their partial position paper. 

Then ask you for money. 

I think I see the problem.