The Crunchy Meat Ball in Question.
An Asteroid known as 2006QV 89 is headed for the Earth. This is good news. But wait there's more! There's a 1 in 3000 chance it will strike the planet. This sweet heart is the size of the Super Dome.
If it were to hit Times Square it would dig a crater 150 feet deep, and five miles in diameter. Unfortunately not a planet killer.
However it would fuck up a large part of the North East. At least to Albany in the north Boston to the east near Cleveland the west, and D.C. to the south.
Oh please Lawd bring your blessing onto us.
Speed the day! Only make it bigger and better!
ReplyDeleteThere's a bigger one behind it, but it's going to hit Jupiter. The big gas giant soaks up most of the debris that would otherwise slam this worthless shit hole. Pity.
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