Hi gang great news,...My kidneys have tumors in them! I'll be holding a press conference where I'll go into the no sweat details of this surprise event. Mind you I was told not to worry this is normal for a man of "your age",...it is?
So I asked point blank.
"Am I a fucking Dead Man Walking or not?"
They said, "lesions tumors grouped as yours are tend almost always to be benign." ??!!! "Come again"...sez I.
Sez they, "We're scheduling some tests."
Fuck this shit.
The longer you stay in touch with these guys the more they want to fuck you up, and pad their Medicare cut. Hell they even tried to jack me up with meds, and shots for stuff I don't have, and have no history of.
"...a precaution."
"Fuck you" I thinks, but I'll consider it",...sez I. Like fuck I will. Hell I only went there because I thought the appointment was about my post-op stuff...they didn't even bring that up. They'd moved on to other shit.
Here's the deal.
I'll take the meds for my blood sugar keep to a reasonable diet, but that's it. Unless some wild shit happens I'm through with that place.
On with the rest of my life.
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