"The Home Front Gets the Truth" ( From my files.)
"That's just how it was guys. War is fucking evil. We butchered, and murdered each other day after day. Everything stank, everything was blown to hell."
"There was bits of torn up guys theirs ours didn't matter it was all heat rot, blood shit, and death. It wasn't like that crap they show in the movies. It was just death bullshit, and more death."
"...nuthin' else to say."
I'm sure they're getting the skinny, the low-down, the 4-1-1. He's telling them to rise up against their masters and establish a Revolutionary Worker's Paradise, and how they should eat the Boss for lunch.
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Speaking of exploitation, I've been thinking about a good retirement gig, some kind of sinecure. I figure that with the right PR, I can rebrand the selling of indulgences. "For every coin that in my little box rings, another soul from perdition springs." It's an old jingle that worked before, so why not now? Souls are sprung, the Church rakes it in, and I get my cut. It's win-win.
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, I was thinking of starting a religion where we worship the giant golden replica sphincters of billionaires like Bozos or Zuckerschmuck. People will love it. We'll have a prayer wheel that goes "ka-ching."
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