This dirty knife fight we calls the U.S. of A. Is already broken up into regions that don't like each other. Jesusland being a rather scary part of this nightmare. So I figure let's get in on the ground floor of this brave new bleeped up world.
I suggest that the Northeast tier, and the Upper Midwest as recognized region. Heck we've been one since before the Civil War. Our voting habits haven't changed we're mostly one sort or other of Liberal. Ya know in the same way Texas is Nazi.
So I say this country should use the Canadian Model. You know how they went, and let them French Canadian fascists build a stupid catholic reactionary state-let.
I didn't say it'd be pretty.
I'm talking avoiding another civil war down here. Hey it's coming, and won't be like the last one. This time it'll be asymmetrical warfare like Columbia or Iraq. Up close personal, and nasty.
I mean just look at all them Blue, and Red state maps. If ya look close it's really purple. One county red the next one over is blue.
New Jersey will be shelling Manhattan Houston will be raiding them Nazi cow towns, and the Idaho white supremacist nut jobs will be using piper cubs to strafe college towns in Washington state.
Wot a fucking mess!
The damned thing could on forever like the Middle East. So I figure a bunch of demented raving, but separate regions with their own cultural identities law, and what not. this to avoid several genocides which 'would' happen if war came.
Hey I read that "Turner Diaries" thing. It was a love song to ethnic cleansing, and racial genocide. The maniac author said he wrote it smiling. (!!!!!) One can't sleep well after going through that red neck wet dream.
So we set up different camps all still loyal to them swell Stars'n Stripes. However in Utah they'd hang, and or behead Queers, and in Brooklyn they boil Kluxers alive.
Not exactly the 21st century I was hoping for, but ya has to work with what you got.
I plan to run for People's Deputy of Correct Thought.
ReplyDeleteThis in the new era of Heavenly Peace, and fat free Prosperity.
"Have you noticed that it is the most civilised gentlemen who have been the subtlest slaughterers, to whom the Attilas and Stenka Razins could not hold a candle, and if they are not so conspicuous as the Attilas and Stenka Razins it is simply because they are so often met with, are so ordinary, and have become so familiar to us." -FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, "Notes From the Underground", Part I;VII
ReplyDeleteNone of the last century's crop of villains were remotely scary as persons. Just emotionally disturbed jerks in tacky cartoon uniforms with daddy issues.
ReplyDeleteHow our taste in mass murders has fallen.
Give me the days when were had swell guys like the Khan who fucking looked the part. That, and got his hands dirty...both of them doing the deed.
A severed head eyes still blinking in one bloody hand, and a still beating heart in the other,...which he takes a bite out of. We shall never see such talent again.