"Nutritional Defense"

I had no idea our National Stockpile of Butter was in perile.

I for one am more than glad our youth. 

The cross burners of tomorrow are well fed with Butter.

Yes heaping loads of slippery well piled Butter!

These Cheeky Lads are our frontline defense against

Literacy Phycology, and dreaded Queer Poetry!

Make sure the lads in your life are well buttered.

Join the above mentioned

5,000,000 dairy farmers in their hard work in buttering

the youth of today for a safer tomorrow!

The Future depends on it!

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The above is mature satire.

It in no way advocates questionable uses of dairy products.

In particular hot smooth slippery butter.

Whipped Cream Bombs for purposes of Social Dissent is another question already dealt with on a below post.

(...see "Extra Creamy.")