Maybe things would be better for us if we asked the Queen, and whoever is Prime Minister this week to take us back in.
Under the parliamentary system the Republican Party, the Brooklyn Maoist League, and all of the other demented U.S. culture war groups would have harmless back bench seats so we could keep an eye on them.
We'd finally have National Health, better TV shows, and no one would hate our guts as much.
On the other hand the Brits might not like an additional 30 million Irish descended subjects suddenly hanging around giving them the finger.
Also British food would vastly improve with all The Tex-Mex, Cajun, and other Southern cooking added to the mix. Coney Island Hot Dawgs too.
Fuck England and the English!
ReplyDelete“They have got rid of the Christian God, and now feel obliged to cling all the more firmly to Christian morality: that is English consistency… In England, in response to every little emancipation from theology one has to reassert one’s position in a fear-inspiring manner as a moral fanatic.”
-Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, “Expeditions of an Untimely Man”, #5, 1888
Well yeah, but their boys are cute.
ReplyDeleteThis puts a whole different spin on Brexit.
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